THE MET: LIVE IN HD – LE NOZZE DI FIGARO

A scene from Mozart's Le Nozze di Figaro. Photo by Ken Howard/Metropolitan Opera.

HAIRY SITUATION: A COMEDY SHOW BY ALOK

Presented by Guild Hall x Murmrr

Flippant and Fabulous. Wicked sharp and delightfully silly. This is Hairy Situation.

Being trans and Indian? A textbook hairy situation. But since textbooks are getting banned left and right, we can’t say that anymore.

In their brand-new standup show, ALOK finds themselves tangled in all kinds of hairy situations—being mistaken for a mega-famous Brazilian DJ, botching TikTok makeup tutorials, and, perhaps most terrifying of all, signing up for an appointment at the European Wax Center (aka Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department).

Expect incisive wit, unexpected twists, and the kind of unfiltered comedy that makes you laugh, think, and maybe even cry (but in a fun way).

 

MURMRR IN THE HAMPTONS

G.E. SMITH’S PORTRAITS: LOUIS CATO

Produced by Taylor Barton

Join us for a night of extraordinary music and storytelling featuring the legendary G.E. Smith and the multi-talented Louis Cato as part of the 2025 G.E. SMITH’S PORTAITS series.

This special evening brings together G.E. Smith, the masterful guitarist and bandleader known for his work with Bob Dylan, Hall & Oates, and Saturday Night Live, alongside Louis Cato, the Grammy-nominated multi-instrumentalist and bandleader for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Together, Smith and Cato will blend blues, rock, and soul in an electrifying performance filled with masterful musicianship, spontaneous collaborations, and behind-the-scenes stories from decades on the road and in the studio.

PORTRAITS is a uniquely intimate concert series created by Taylor Barton & G.E. Smith, showcasing in-depth musical conversations with some of the most dynamic artists of our time. Through song and storytelling, these performances offer a rare glimpse into the artistry, influences, and experiences that shape a musician’s craft.

CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

“Hilarious!”
—THE NEW YORK TIMES

“THE FUNNIEST SHOW IN TOWN, HANDS DOWN!”
THE NEW YORK POST

Get ready for a night of laughter, drama, and jaw-dropping revelations as Celebrity Autobiography takes the stage at Guild Hall! This uproarious comedy show takes the most outrageous, bizarre, and candid excerpts from celebrity memoirs and brings them to life in the most hilarious way possible.

Join us for an evening of laughs as top actors and comedians read aloud from some of the most outrageous celebrity autobiographies. Expect the unexpected, as famous names reveal their most personal, and often absurd, life stories – all brought to life by a talented cast of performers.

From the wildly funny to the downright bizarre, no celebrity is off-limits!

Cast to be announced.

CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

“Hilarious!”
—THE NEW YORK TIMES

“THE FUNNIEST SHOW IN TOWN, HANDS DOWN!”
THE NEW YORK POST

Get ready for a night of laughter, drama, and jaw-dropping revelations as Celebrity Autobiography takes the stage at Guild Hall! This uproarious comedy show takes the most outrageous, bizarre, and candid excerpts from celebrity memoirs and brings them to life in the most hilarious way possible.

Join us for an evening of laughs as top actors and comedians read aloud from some of the most outrageous celebrity autobiographies. Expect the unexpected, as famous names reveal their most personal, and often absurd, life stories – all brought to life by a talented cast of performers.

From the wildly funny to the downright bizarre, no celebrity is off-limits!

Cast to be announced.

KIDFEST: PARALLEL EXIT’S SUNRISE CIRCUS

Join us for a joyful and family-friendly celebration of circus arts! Sunrise Circus by the award-winning Parallel Exit brings together a remarkable cast of performers from Cirque du Soleil, Big Apple Circus, and more, delivering a show full of heart, humor, and astonishing feats.

Perfect for all ages, this dynamic performance will captivate children, grandparents, and everyone in between. Prepare for a morning of laughter, wonder, and unforgettable moments with this lively, high-energy show.

“They can get laughs simply by breathing.” – The New York Times

The fun starts early with a cookie decorating workshop with our friends at Citarella starting at 3:30 pm. Pre-show workshops are free for all KidFEST ticket holders.

CANDACE BUSHNELL: THE TRUE TALES OF SEX, SUCCESS, AND SEX AND THE CITY

In her new one-woman show, Candace Bushnell, the international best-selling author and creator of Sex and the City, takes the audience on a whirlwind tour of New York City—from Studio 54 to the Lipstick Jungle and beyond. With sharp humor and insight, Candace shares unforgettable stories of fashion, literature, and love, all while pouring cosmos in Manolos.

Join the OG Carrie Bradshaw for a Girls’ Night Out you won’t forget, as she reflects on the experiences that made her a cultural icon.

SETH’S BROADWAY CONCERT SERIES: ANA GASTEYER & SETH RUDETSKY

Hosted and music directed by SiriusXM’s Seth Rudetsky
Starring Saturday Night Live’s Ana Gasteyer

SiriusXM host and Broadway aficionado Seth Rudetsky brings his acclaimed concert series to Guild Hall for one unforgettable night with the incomparable Ana Gasteyer. Known for her powerhouse vocals and razor-sharp wit, Gasteyer takes the stage for an evening of show-stopping performances and behind-the-scenes stories from Broadway and beyond.

From defying gravity in Wicked to bringing down the house as Funny Girl’s Fanny Brice, starring opposite Jennifer Hudson and Adam Pascal in Hair, and dazzling audiences weekly on The Masked Singer, Gasteyer’s musical career is as dynamic as her comedy. Expect favorites like “Defying Gravity”“I’m the Greatest Star”, and more surprises along the way—including a look back at her iconic SNL moments, from her spot-on Céline Dion impression to her topless Martha Stewart and one-half of the NPR ladies praising Schweddy Balls and Dusty Muffins.

No two nights in Seth’s Broadway Concert Series are ever the same—every performance is filled with spontaneous moments, deep-cut stories, and unexpected musical gems. And yes, Seth will insist Ana sings “One Mint Julep” (trust us, you’ll see why: watch here).

If you love world-class musicianship, Broadway magic, and a dose of sassy comedy, don’t miss this one-night-only event!

G.E. SMITH’S PORTRAITS: JIMMY VIVINO & SPECIAL GUESTS

Produced by Taylor Barton

Join us for an evening of extraordinary music and storytelling featuring the legendary G.E. Smith and the incomparable Jimmy Vivino, with special guest artists to be announced. This special night brings together Smith, the masterful guitarist and bandleader known for his work with Bob Dylan, Hall & Oates, and Saturday Night Live, alongside Jimmy Vivino, the renowned guitarist, arranger, and longtime musical director for Late Night with Conan O’Brien. A true musician’s musician, Vivino has built a storied career blending rock, blues, and soul—collaborating with artists across genres and generations, from Levon Helm to Al Kooper.

Together, Smith and Vivino will take the stage for stripped-down performances, spontaneous collaborations, and behind-the-scenes stories from decades of life on the road and in the studio. The evening will also feature surprise appearances by additional guest artists, making each PORTRAITS event a one-of-a-kind experience.

PORTRAITS is a uniquely intimate concert series created by Taylor Barton & GE Smith, showcasing in-depth musical conversations with some of the most dynamic artists of our time. Through song and storytelling, these performances offer a rare glimpse into the artistry, influences, and experiences that shape a musician’s craft.

 

 

AN EVENING WITH JASON ROBERT BROWN & SHOSHANA BEAN, HOSTED BY FRANK DILELLA

Join us for an unforgettable night of music and conversation as Tony Award-winning composer Jason Robert Brown and Broadway powerhouse Shoshana Bean take the stage. Hosted by Emmy Award-winning journalist Frank DiLella, this intimate evening offers a rare glimpse into the creative journeys of two of Broadway’s most celebrated artists.

From the soaring melodies of The Bridges of Madison County to the electrifying energy of Parade and The Last Five Years, Jason Robert Brown’s music has defined a generation of musical theater. Shoshana Bean, whose powerhouse vocals and dynamic stage presence have dazzled audiences in WickedWaitress, and Hell’s Kitchen, has been a longtime collaborator and interpreter of Brown’s work. Having performed his music around the world—including their acclaimed concert collaborations and her unforgettable performances of Songs for a New World—Bean brings a deep, personal connection to his compositions, making this evening a truly special reunion of two extraordinary artists.

Guiding the evening’s conversation, Frank DiLella brings his deep knowledge and passion for theater to the stage. As the host of On Stage on Spectrum News NY1, DiLella has championed the Broadway community for over two decades, offering in-depth coverage and interviews with the industry’s most influential voices.

GIBNEY COMPANY

Join us for a transformative evening as Gibney Company, one of New York’s leading contemporary dance ensembles, makes its debut at Guild Hall. With a powerful mix of athleticism, artistry, and thought-provoking storytelling, this debut performance showcases a carefully curated program of new and reimagined works by three visionary choreographers: William Forsythe, Lucinda Childs, and Peter Chu.

PROGRAM

William Forsythe – Trio (of six) (1996, reconfigured for Gibney Company)
Trio (of six) is a reconfiguration of Forsythe’s celebrated 1996 work, which had been a staple of his repertoire in Frankfurt, Germany. Restaged several times in its original trio form, including at the Paris Opera Ballet, Forsythe requested the opportunity to adapt the work for Gibney Company, whose small ensemble offered a unique level of organizational flexibility. This six-person staging reflects Forsythe’s practice of evolving works over time, adapting them to different environments and creative contexts.

Lucinda Childs – Three Dances (for prepared piano) John Cage Lucinda Childs’ Three Dances (for prepared piano) John Cage explores the rhythmic intensity of John Cage’s 1944-45 composition Three Dances through a lens of movement. Childs’ signature postmodern minimalist precision and deep reverence for structured repetition shine in this world premiere for eight dancers. The work exemplifies Childs’ lifelong engagement with transdisciplinarity and formalism, while also nodding to her roots in the Judson Dance Theater. It is a stunning exploration of how sound and movement can intimately coexist.

Peter Chu – Echoes of Sole and Animal 
Peter Chu’s Echoes of Sole and Animal draws inspiration from the principles of qi gong and taiji, inviting dancers to surrender to the intangible, allowing internal sensations to guide their movements. Rooted in traditional Chinese practices that cultivate energy flow, balance, and breath control, this work explores the interplay of opposites—strength and softness, expansion and contraction, stillness and motion—embodying the yin-yang concept of harmony. Set to an immersive soundscape, Chu’s choreography deepens the connection between dancers and their environment, creating a space where pulse and rhythm intertwine, revealing the complexity of energy and flow.